Of Paint and Bruises

Whatsup Karipap!

Heheh lame I know....

Few days ago my Engineering School (bahhh) held some Paintball Competition / Bonding (non X-rated) session / Teamwork building event at TT Sports Park (at the Crocodile Farm or Subang Lake next to Holiday Villa for some of you road noobie boobies).

It was quite alright if we neglect the fact that we're actually running around under the hot fracking sun of MALAYSIA which is anything but cold nor comfortable....

To all readers from a foreign country that has yet to visit Malaysia... This is how Malaysia looks like on a normal windy day... and it is anything but pleasant so DON'T COME!!!!!

but yeah, it's all goooOoOooD. Mostly because my new gaycumcreammate a.k.a Tay Ren Shen and the rest of the S.E.T committee hosted it (can you believe that I'm actually one of them? A lazy asswipe like me actually being in a committee... woot.. =P ).

Well I have a few pictures so I'll finally post em up eh? woot.... yay..... *fakes cheering noises by myself so I won't feel so lonely*

Abel: God the breakfast was gooood....
Ameer: The lady cooking it was better......

Signing our death warrants
Note: Did you know that after signing this liability form.. you could actually get raped by the workers of this paintball area and they can be acquitted of any and every charges set against them? nah joking =P

After getting everyone to fill up their forms and the groups sorted out, we headed straight to the arena to get ourselves briefed on safety ... seriously... when u play this game... safety just ceases to exist... but oh well.. I guess the instructors still do try in order to save their own asses from lawsuits =D

Instructor: Never shall you fellas at any time at all stuff this up a lady's . . . .******1@#!@$!@.
Everyone: ooooooooooooOooOooOoO..........



Instructor: Should you still persist to stuff this up a girl's asd@$#!@#..... do bear in mind the importance of placing a barrel sock *cough* condom *cough* on the tip of the gun to prevent the spread of Aids.. and also to avoid any unwanted splatter of paint in undesirable places..
Everyone: AaaAaaAahhhhhhhhhh......



Instructor (yellow): I'm gon stuff tis up yo'ass dawg...
Instructor (red): Dang I be trippin' nigger...

Okay... enough of lameness for now... After the ever so explicit and x-rated briefing... it was Team A against Team B for the first round of PAINTMYASSBALL! and as luck would have it.. I'm in team B!!! With my gaycumcreammate!

Team A : The Rubber(u know what i mean)band of Brothers.
Starring(from left to right): Afpendi(Afuckingdidi), Lai Cheng Kong (Lai Si), Year 2 dude, Year 2 dude, Another Year 2 dude, Headmaster Mushtak (The Iraqi Gulf War Veteran) and Chun Weng (John Wayne!)



Team B: The cast of Saving Ryan's "Privates"
Starring(left to right): Tay Ren Shen (Major Facelikecock), Me! (Private Long), Ray Soon (Medic E.E CummingSoon), May Ann(TerMaynator), Zen (Sergeant Ishotmybrother), Ali (Private Borat), Lab assistant (Private Horseface) and Keong (Civillian "Meat"shield)

Sorry.. I just can't help it..wahahahahhaa... well after posing awhile and trying to stand the freaking sweat / nose shit / body odour filled facemask and body armor, we were off!

WARNING!: The following scenes may contain violence and war themed agendas, viewers discretion advised.

John Wayne: Cover me! I'm taking a crap at this tire!
Afuckingdidi: Yes boss!!!



John Wayne: I'm done crapping! Lai Si come out and help us shoot!
Lai Si: But but they'z got em cookies back here =(



The fuckers that we "killed" (more like squirting our juices all over them)



Us fuckers that got 'came' on =(
Pvt. Long : Fucking hell why did you die...
Mjr. Facelikecock: I asked them to surrender but they shot me =(
Civilian Meatshield: Omg.... they got me at my dingdongs...

Okay enough of pictures.. I'm tired of uploading... maybe next time.. all in all it was a good game. But the fucking "steam-cutting" part of it is that you are basically "dead" the moment you run out of bullets.. WTF?! why can't you reload =( Oh and there was actually a rule for first timers that were playing on that day. The rule was to not shoot anyone that is closer than 2 meters from you(lame ass rule). Meaning if we're to actually get to approach anyone from the opposing team closer than 2 meters, we have to shout to them and ask them for surrender.....


Now good ol' Mr. Ren Shen / Gaycumcreammate of mine / Major Facelikecock / Mr. Niceguy.. got to approach Afpendi (Afuckingdidi) closer than two meters, so being the nice and honorable-follow-the-rules kind of guy.. he actually asked Afpendi to surrender.... and guess what? He ended up getting clobbered by a barrage of bullets not only by Afpendi but also by Afpendi's whole team. He got 'came' on.. Iraqi style... .. SMART MOVE DUDE! =P


After that it's basically more and more games, altogether there were 4 teams but I'm too lazy to keep on posting pictures...after the games we had lunch and then we all scrammed on home whilst some members of the group retreated to AC. As for me... I just went home to lil Ms. Skittle... you la who else.


Great day, great fun, fucked up weather, indeed a great break for all of us and our hectic campus schedule.

Till then fellas....



PS: To you, I Heart You

Doh....... Hi......

Inactivity is running rampant these days isn't it?
Bah... It's not like anyone reads my blog anyways... but wookie lets see....

oh to those of you that don't know yet..

I FUCKING GRADUATED ICPU!
Frank Meagher: Just smile and hold my hand kid before I change my mind and fail you.
Abel: But I don't wanna hold your hand T.T

Though to most of you it is not really much of a big deal but meh oh well.. thought I should've let those that haven't seen me in awhile get an update. Oh and that white dude up there, the greatest (and worst if your seeing him in his office) person ever. Dharma please don't kill me. He is the principle of ICPU and man is he tall... and old...

Am currently studying in Taylor's School (Why the frack do they still call it a school???) of Engineering now..

Yup.. I'm still stuck in this retarded place.



Currently pursuing my bachelor's degree in civil and structural engineering and will be doing a credit transfer to some, whichever, whatever, university in Australia next year because I can and I will.

Now before some of you start pointing your fingers at me and shout NERD! I got to tell you guys that it is not that bad after all. It is good to be knowledgeable for by being knowledgeable your are filled with knowledge and therefore with knowledge you know....... you know.. stuff... lame i know but oh well. I was bored and oh yah... reason why I'm posting is because someone (yes you) started to blabber all over on your new domain so I can't possibly just lose out now can I? =P

So yup... maybe.. just maybe.. this will be a new hobby for me... cause I tried many times to love blogging.... it just seems.... pointless.... but considering my current state of boredom, blogging isn't really that bad at all.

Till then fellas.

boo!

baby boo ! hello x) just want to let you know that...i love u!!!! <3